Retire In Lewiston Montana?
I Don't Think So

That's because I made up the town of Lewiston, Montana. . .

. . .and I did it by accident.

And I bet you typed in Lewiston by accident just like I did. The problem is, there is no such place. It's just that you and I have lazy ring fingers that don't go quickly to the W on the keyboard.

Now if you want want to know about LewistoWn, Montana, I can help you out.

I've got the goods on Lewistown, Montanta here.

Now I'm off to work on my keyboarding skills with special emphasis on that lazy ring finger.